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Dirty Thirty

30.
I've arrived into my "prime."


Or, as Pablo Neruda put it:
...like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.


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Yes, someone actually baked a penis cake for me.

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anywhereanyone
Aug. 19th, 2012 04:19 am (UTC)
testicles don't have to be that hairy
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:21 pm (UTC)
It all depends on how much the man manscapes.
wanderlust03
Aug. 19th, 2012 04:44 am (UTC)
DEFINITELY celebratory... and you're coming into your sexual power, dear lady.
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:22 pm (UTC)
Indeed.
dangermouse72
Aug. 19th, 2012 07:54 am (UTC)
Rock out with your cake out? I'm not sure what your 'cake' would be but I guess it's a pun for the ocassion ;o)

And, apparently, women reach their "sexual peak" around 30, so...

Happy Birthday ;o)
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
The penis is both in reference to my metaphorical balls (giant rice crispy balls I ripped apart with my bare hands, btw) and the affectionate long-running joke that I need to get laid. By a two feet long penis, it seems.

Oh, I know all about the 30 sexual peak business in women. Puma alert.

Thanks! :)
dangermouse72
Aug. 27th, 2012 07:37 am (UTC)
If you're a puma I don't know what makes me (male equivalent obviously)..

Anyway, I quite like big cats ;op

And good luck finding and then coping with a 2ft long willy!
nordicwolf
Aug. 19th, 2012 04:03 pm (UTC)
Happy Birthday
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:25 pm (UTC)
Gracias.
genericambition
Aug. 20th, 2012 03:38 am (UTC)
Happy birthday :) 30 has been amazing for me so far. Life is full of surprises.
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:26 pm (UTC)
That's what I'm counting on. :)

Thank you.
olsibe
Aug. 20th, 2012 09:12 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday!
PS. Thanks for adding me back
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
primless
Aug. 20th, 2012 10:26 am (UTC)
TAKE YOUR THRONE.

love you all the days. i hope your birthday was spectacular.
moxxyie
Aug. 21st, 2012 04:27 pm (UTC)
You are my favorite queen.
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